I'm lost and stupid without you.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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