Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
BRING THE BAGELS
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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