I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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