C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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