Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I'm really busy with my period
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