dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
