sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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