A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He uses pillows to masturbate.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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