Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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