my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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