she was so not down for the gang bang
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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