Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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