Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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