Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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