How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
A+ Viking dick
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