ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
did i walk over a car last night?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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