The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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