ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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