just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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