i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Damn victory sex feels great
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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