Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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