What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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I need you to use more vowels.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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