why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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