Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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I need you to use more vowels.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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