Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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