Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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