there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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