I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Can I color on your dick again?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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