My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!