we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
naw, they were rude, not me.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳