I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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