it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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