they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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