I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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