i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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