I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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