marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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