Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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