Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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