were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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