stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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