Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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