Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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