Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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