Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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