I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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