Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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