Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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