the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
