Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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