I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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