went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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