At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
