I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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