Porn is love you can see.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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