Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i barfeds in our rink
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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