What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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