i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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